SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 29TH
THE UNDERACHIEVER'S RACE FOR POUR RUNNERS - SEPTEMBER 29, 2018
Join the Elm Grove Community Foundation and presenting sponsor, O'Donoghue's Irish Pub, along with your fellow beer-drinking fun friends for a day (actually more like 15 minutes) of 'pour running', underachievement, glory, and celebration to kick off Elm Grove's Oktoberfest! Race proceeds will benefit the Elm Grove Community Foundation. Race starts at 3:30 P.M. (check-in begins at 2:45 P.M. at O'Donoghue's Irish Pub) and will finish....well, at 3:45 P.M. at the Oktoberfest beer tent! SPACE IS LIMITED SO REGISTER NOW!
This will be very fun, tongue-in-cheek event that will mimic the typical 5k....but will really be more of a walk/run beer parade from O'Donoghue's Irish Pub to the Village Park Oktoberfest grounds to kick off the festivities. Children welcome to participate with root beer, adults over 21 will be enjoying some great brews along the way.
ABOUT THE RACE
The "0.5K Run" will start at O'Donoghue's Irish Pub - check-in will take place in the parking lot at 2:45 P.M. and the "race" will start promptly at 3:30 P.M. Conveniently, O'Donoghue's will provide all participants a free beer (beer-aid station #1 of 3) before the start of the race, so get there early. Yay beer! The "race", will then head across Watertown Plank, down Elm Grove Street, to Juneau. At the corner of Legion and Juneau (beer-aid station #2 of 3) participants must stop for one more beer, because Wisconsin, AM I RIGHT?!). Participants will then head into the village park where you will finish in a blaze of glory at the Oktoberfest tent (beer-aid station #3)...which will conveniently be filled with MORE BEER! There will be a "Racer's Podium" (i.e. the Oktoberfest stage) so we can all relive the experience, talk about overcoming our hurdles, and take selfies to post on social media "I DID IT!!! I'M A FINISHER!! LOOK AT ME!!!" Oktoberfest organizers have offered all participants a free beer at the end of the race. Yay beer! Yay finishers! Yay selfies! And Yay goodies and trophies!
$25 Early Bird Race Registration (through August 31)
$35 Race Registration (August 31 - September 26)
$15 Kids Race Registration (Ages 2-12)
$25 Additional fee for VIP treatment (see below)
IF YOU WANT A T-SHIRT ON RACE DAY - AND WHO DOESN'T WANT TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT THEY'VE ACCOMPLISHED - YOU MUST REGISTER PRIOR TO AUGUST 31st, REGISTRATIONS AFTER THAT DATE WILL NEED TO PICK UP THEIR SHIRT 2-3 WEEKS AFTER THE EVENT.
*All finishers will receive a pretentious oval 0.5K STICKER that you can attach to your rear windshield to show everyone what a badass you are.
*Participation high-fives (everyone gets recognized for their achievements at this event, no matter how bad they are, because we are all about positivity and self-worth).
*Finish line paparazzi
*Individual and group costume contests with prizes. Come dressed for fun!
*Live Music at OKTOBERFEST!
Don't feel like running? Don't think you can make it the full 546 yards? Then you should be a VIP. For an additional $25, you don't even have to run! How awesome is that?! The official Uptown 0.5K shuttle will be gassed up and ready for your lazy VIP behind. If you don't want to walk to the park, Uptown will shuttle you there! You still get your free beer at all three beer-points, and all of the other goodies but the best thing is you get a big medal because you are more important!
Uptown Automotive Group will be providing a complimentary Oktoberfest shuttle from satellite parking lots to O’Donoghue’s Irish Pub beginning at 1:40 p.m. Pick-ups will take place approximately every 15 minutes. Shuttle stop locations are:
• Community United Methodist Church (SE corner of main parking lot) - 14700 Watertown Plank Road
• Tonawanda Elementary School - 13605 Underwood River Parkway
Yes, we need them! Email email@example.com for more information. We will take High School students too!
Please join us for a unique event that promises to be full of beer, friends, fun and fundraising for a great local charity.
SPACE IS FULL - NO DAY OF REGISTRATIONS AVAILABLE - COME CELEBRATE POST RACE AT OKTOBERFEST STARTING AT 4PM!
Elm Grove Community Foundation | PO Box 74, Elm Grove, WI 53122 | firstname.lastname@example.org
REGISTRATION IS FULL! THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT SIGNED UP!
If you didn't make the cut this year, keep us in mind for next year!
THE ELM GROVE COMMUNITY FOUNDATION